100 Funny Things to ask Siri

The iPhone's "virtual assistant" is a sophisticated piece of software, but that doesn't mean Siri hasn't got a sense of humor. Here are 100 funny things to ask Siri in iOS (iPhone, iPad or Apple Watch). You might be surprised by some of the answers. Don't forget to ask Siri more than once for different results.

  1. 1

    Will you marry me? - Check if you are in the friend zone

  2. 2

    Happy Back to the Future Day

  3. 3

    Where old are you?

  4. 4

    Ring a ding ding ring a ding ding

  5. 5

    I am drunk and naked

  6. 6

    What does the fox say?

  7. 7

    What is the average speed of a swallow?

  8. 8

    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck IF A woodchuck could chuck wood?

  9. 9

    Knock knock

  10. 10

    I am hungry. Make me a sandwich

  11. 11

    What is your favorite type of chocolate

  12. 12

    Take me to your leader

  13. 13

    Testing, testing

  14. 14

    How many Apple Store Geniuses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

  15. 15

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

  16. 16

    How do I look?

  17. 17

    Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah

  18. 18

    Do you have any pets?

  19. 19

    Guess what

  20. 20

    Beam me up Scotty

  21. 21

    What is zero divided by zero?

  22. 22

    When is the world going to end?

  23. 23

    What is the meaning of life?

  24. 24

    Tell me a story

  25. 25

    What are you wearing?

  26. 26

    OK Glass

  27. 27

    What are you doing later?

  28. 28

    What does Siri mean?

  29. 29

    Do you follow the three laws of robotics?

  30. 30

    I'm sleepy

  31. 31

    Open the pod bay door

  32. 32

    What is the best smartphone?

  33. 33

    What's your favourite animal?

  34. 34

    Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?

  35. 35

    Read me a haiku?

  36. 36

    What’s your favorite movie?

  37. 37

    Do you have a boyfriend?

  38. 38

    What is ‘Inception’ about?

  39. 39

    Do you believe in God?

  40. 40

    What is the best operating system?

  41. 41

    I love you

  42. 42

    Roll a die

  43. 43

    Who's your daddy?

  44. 44

    Does Santa Claus exist?

  45. 45

    What's better, Windows or Mac?

  46. 46

    Will pigs fly?

  47. 47

    Can I borrow some money?

  48. 48

    Tell me a joke

  49. 49

    What's up?

  50. 50

    Do you think you're smarter than me?

  51. 51

    Who is your favorite actor?

  52. 52

    Can you walk?

  53. 53

    Are you dating anyone?

  54. 54

    I heard you're dating a Kindle!

  55. 55

    I think we need to date other people.

  56. 56

    I'm going to trade you in for an Android phone!

  57. 57

    Why are fire trucks red?

  58. 58

    Are you her?

  59. 59

    What is the integral of 3X squared plus 1X + 2

  60. 60

    I'm drunk

  61. 61

    What's the best phone?

  62. 62

    What is the best MP3 player?

  63. 63

    What’s your favorite color?

  64. 64

    Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

  65. 65

    Why?

  66. 66

    Are you happy?

  67. 67

    Who's the boss?

  68. 68

    You should go on a diet

  69. 69

    You’re funny

  70. 70

    You’re smart

  71. 71

    What should I have be for Halloween?

  72. 72

    Why am I here?

  73. 73

    What is your favorite drink?

  74. 74

    How much do you cost?

  75. 75

    Are you male or female?

  76. 76

    Who is your favorite person?

  77. 77

    Are you real?

  78. 78

    Hey Cortana

  79. 79

    Do you know Tim Cook?

  80. 80

    Who let the dogs out?

    "Who, who, who, who", right? Actually no. This used to be Siri's answer.

  81. 81

    How many roads must a man walk down?

  82. 82

    I need to hide a body

  83. 83

    Flip the coin

  84. 84

    What's the tip on $100

  85. 85

    Siri, I'm sad

  86. 86

    Are you a Republican or Democrat?

  87. 87

    I am your father

  88. 88

    Okay Google

  89. 89

    Do you like Microsoft

  90. 90

    Tell me some Poetry

  91. 91

    Can you Dance

  92. 92

    How any licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop

  93. 93

    What is love

  94. 94

    You're really annoying

  95. 95

    Siri I am tired

  96. 96

    Are you Siri-ous

  97. 97

    I don't like your new voice

  98. 98

    You need to do a better job of understanding me

  99. 99

    Talk dirty to me

  100. 100

    Do you have a girlfriend?

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