100 Funny Things to ask Siri
The iPhone's "virtual assistant" is a sophisticated piece of software, but that doesn't mean Siri hasn't got a sense of humor. Here are 100 funny things to ask Siri in iOS (iPhone, iPad or Apple Watch). You might be surprised by some of the answers. Don't forget to ask Siri more than once for different results.
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1
Will you marry me? - Check if you are in the friend zone
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2
Happy Back to the Future Day
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3
Where old are you?
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4
Ring a ding ding ring a ding ding
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5
I am drunk and naked
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6
What does the fox say?
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7
What is the average speed of a swallow?
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8
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck IF A woodchuck could chuck wood?
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9
Knock knock
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10
I am hungry. Make me a sandwich
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11
What is your favorite type of chocolate
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12
Take me to your leader
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13
Testing, testing
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14
How many Apple Store Geniuses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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15
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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16
How do I look?
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17
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
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18
Do you have any pets?
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19
Guess what
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20
Beam me up Scotty
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21
What is zero divided by zero?
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22
When is the world going to end?
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23
What is the meaning of life?
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24
Tell me a story
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25
What are you wearing?
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26
OK Glass
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27
What are you doing later?
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28
What does Siri mean?
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29
Do you follow the three laws of robotics?
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30
I'm sleepy
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31
Open the pod bay door
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32
What is the best smartphone?
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33
What's your favourite animal?
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34
Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?
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35
Read me a haiku?
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36
What’s your favorite movie?
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37
Do you have a boyfriend?
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38
What is ‘Inception’ about?
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39
Do you believe in God?
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40
What is the best operating system?
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41
I love you
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42
Roll a die
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43
Who's your daddy?
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44
Does Santa Claus exist?
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45
What's better, Windows or Mac?
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46
Will pigs fly?
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47
Can I borrow some money?
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48
Tell me a joke
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49
What's up?
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50
Do you think you're smarter than me?
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51
Who is your favorite actor?
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52
Can you walk?
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53
Are you dating anyone?
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54
I heard you're dating a Kindle!
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55
I think we need to date other people.
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56
I'm going to trade you in for an Android phone!
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57
Why are fire trucks red?
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58
Are you her?
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59
What is the integral of 3X squared plus 1X + 2
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60
I'm drunk
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61
What's the best phone?
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62
What is the best MP3 player?
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63
What’s your favorite color?
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64
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
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65
Why?
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66
Are you happy?
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67
Who's the boss?
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68
You should go on a diet
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69
You’re funny
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70
You’re smart
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71
What should I have be for Halloween?
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72
Why am I here?
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73
What is your favorite drink?
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74
How much do you cost?
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75
Are you male or female?
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76
Who is your favorite person?
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77
Are you real?
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78
Hey Cortana
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79
Do you know Tim Cook?
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80
Who let the dogs out?
"Who, who, who, who", right? Actually no. This used to be Siri's answer.
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81
How many roads must a man walk down?
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82
I need to hide a body
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83
Flip the coin
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84
What's the tip on $100
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85
Siri, I'm sad
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86
Are you a Republican or Democrat?
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87
I am your father
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88
Okay Google
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89
Do you like Microsoft
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90
Tell me some Poetry
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91
Can you Dance
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92
How any licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop
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93
What is love
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94
You're really annoying
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95
Siri I am tired
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96
Are you Siri-ous
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97
I don't like your new voice
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98
You need to do a better job of understanding me
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99
Talk dirty to me
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100
Do you have a girlfriend?
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