25 Worst Pick-Up Lines of All Time

Some pick up lines will make people laugh, some sparing no expense. Some lines will make them walk away; some may stick around for more of your funny self. Here are 25 Worst Pick-Up Lines of All Time.

  1. 1

    You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement.

  2. 2

    "I'm a man! You're a woman! You do the math!"

  3. 3

    "I'm Batman."

  4. 4

    Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

  5. 5

    You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

  6. 6

    Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.

  7. 7

    Stand still so I can pick you up!

  8. 8

    Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

    Source: skreened.com
  9. 9

    I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

  10. 10

    What's that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle

  11. 11

    Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.

  12. 12

    Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

  13. 13

    Something is wrong with my cell phone...its just that your numbers not in it .

  14. 14

    There's only one thing I want to change about you and that's your last name .

  15. 15

    It's a good thing that I have my library card because I am totally checking you out .

  16. 16

    Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

  17. 17

    What do you like to do for fun, cuz I'm gonna ask you out.

  18. 18

    You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.

  19. 19

    Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

  20. 20

    I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.

  21. 21

    Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

  22. 22

    You're so hot you must've started global warming.

  23. 23

    I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

  24. 24

    Can I at least get a fake phone number?

  25. 25

    I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.

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